Closeted

77 – Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa

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Closeted

77 – Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa

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In His Own Words

About Him

Require a "break" from an all-work-and-no-play situation. Totally reliable, safe, and hassle-free. Discretion is my middle name. Straight, as opposed to gay. But in my experience: "Where there's a woman, there's a problem". Don't need that now. Too busy, for one thing. This aside: Ek is heeltemaal tweetalig. [Don't get into a twist or a panic if you come across this profile and are, conventionally, looking for someone female. Keep calm (take a deep breath), and all will be well.]

About His Ideal Match

Similar to me (see previous narrative section). A relaxing influence over a meal or coffee. You are not gay, but your hormones are active, so to speak (like mine). Of course, it requires confidence, intelligence and independent thinking to see the merits of non-female friendship; which would be especially appropriate (versus the alternative) if you are married and want to avoid potential drama.

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
77
Star Sign:
Aquarius
Height:
178cm (5' 10.1")
Body Type:
Slim
Looks:
Above Average
Hair Colour:
Grey
Eye Colour:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Short-term; Long-term
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Randburg; Roodepoort; Sandton; Johannesburg (Gauteng, South Africa)
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
35 - 90
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox
Relationship Status:
Married; Separated; Partnered; It's Complicated
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan; Kosher
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker
Education:
Current University / College Student; Technical Diploma; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat
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  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short; Straight; Disappearing
Eyesight:
I sometimes wear glasses
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Hair:
Smooth
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour
Fashion Sense:
Smart (It's all about quality)
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee
Music Preferences:
Blues; Classical; Country & Western; Latin; Opera; Pop / Top 40; Rock
Reading:
I love it
TV Habits:
I don't have a TV
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport Involvement:
Bored to death
Food
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Hectic
Time at Work:
I DO have a bed in my office!
Time Online:
Less than once a week
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a brother
Family Closeness:
We're very close
Willing to Relocate:
Not at all
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Intelligence
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Feelings about using QueerBuzz Men:
Curious
Honesty:
Extremely