About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Maidenhead [SL6], Berkshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
49 | |
Star Sign: |
Virgo | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Colour: |
Black | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious | |
Relationship Status: |
Ask me later | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
Maybe | |
Daily Diet: |
Ask me later | |
Smoking: |
Occasional | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Technical / Science / Engineering | |
Income: |
Enough |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 40 miles of postcode district SL6 (Maidenhead) | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age Range: |
23 - 55 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 3" (159cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Hindu; Islamic; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Other | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker; Occasional; Regular | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
In His Own Words
About Him
I am creative; pragmatic; cynical; naïve; inquisitive; independent; stable; an observer; a good listener; Virgoan; a "Trekker" (yes - it`s in the Oxford now); tactile; not a morning person and not perfect.
I try to be dynamic; patient; understanding; non-judgmental and fair; eat healthier; keep in shape.
I have great friends; an open mind; a quick wit; an intact inner child; a twisted sense of humour; shattering sense of irony; unique sense of style and loads of rhythm.
My world gets rocked by novel ideas; retail therapy; the internet; piercing; chutzpah; synchronicity; house (of the deep and sexual kind); men in uniform; orgasms; learning; teaching; inner city living; strawberries; sunset.
I believe happiness comes from within; nothing is forever; euthanasia is our right; we`re NOT the only intelligent life; you can`t please everybody; size DOES matter; the big pie in the sky is just an ever-morphing myth and FUNK is not just a four-letter word.
Before I die I would still like to bungee; dive out of a plane; become proficient in sign language; learn to beatmix vinyl; get a sex-toy as a birthday gift and see Robbie Williams naked.
I don`t care much for apologetic people; organised religion; suburbia; social ineptitude; most team sports (although I do play well with the other kids); vanilla; ignorance; anything "acting"
I object to lies; pretense; taxes
About His Ideal Match
I generally get along well with people who like myself, also have their own life, friends and opinions; are good conversationalists; are loyal and self aware, not too serious and accept me as I am - flaws and all.
My friends should share at least some of my interests and understand my views even if they don`t agree with them.
A possible soulmate should....well, have that elusive quality that I don`t really care to explain in this medium. But consider one idea of what I think love might be about : "Divesting yourself so totally of the customary feelings of alienation and distrust, that the subsequent acceptance is intellectually orgasmic". Watch this space.
A sexual partner would do well to have a bigger build than myself and probably older too, though this is not essential. Extreme deviations from normal physical proportions won`t do at all. He should be the dominant partner and mainly a top. An interest in KINK would definately get my attention.
What His Friends Say
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More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short; Disappearing |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
I have a goatee |
Body Hair: |
Average |
My dick is: |
Cut |
Dick Size: |
Average |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
More piercings; A tattoo or two |
Out: |
Yes |
Scene / Non-scene: |
Non-scene |
Preferred Role: |
Bottom |
Fetish Role: |
Versatile |
Fetishes: |
B&D; Leather; Anal; Big Dick |
Sense of Humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Rocket Scientist |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality Traits: |
Cautious; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Outspoken; Realistic; Stable |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite Colour: |
Blue |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; R&B / Soul |
Reading: |
I love it |
Books: |
Fantasy; Fiction; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology |
TV Habits: |
I watch a few favourite shows each week |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Game shows; Nature / Wildlife; Sci-Fi; Variety shows |
Movie Frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Movie Preferences: |
Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Computer programming; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Making Music; Painting; Photography; Pottery; Reading; Sculpting; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking; Yoga |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
Chess; Dancesport; Extreme sports; Gymnastics; Horse Riding; Inline / Roller skating; Martial arts; Walking; White water rafting |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Fine Dining; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at Work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Watching TV or a movie |
Time Online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Take Drugs: |
Socially |
Family Size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s) |
Turn-offs: |
Sarcasm |
Dream Home: |
Loft in the city |
Religious Attendance: |
Doesn't apply |
Retirement Plans: |
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World |
Politics: |
Moderate |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
