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pornflake

45 – Maidenhead [SL6], Berkshire, England

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Online: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Maidenhead [SL6], Berkshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
45
Star Sign:
Virgo
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Black
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
Ask me later
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Enough

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district SL6 (Maidenhead)
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
23 - 55
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
5' 3" (159cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Decidedly important
Ethnicity:
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Hindu; Islamic; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Other
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional; Regular
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker
Education:
Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I am creative; pragmatic; cynical; na´ve; inquisitive; independent; stable; an observer; a good listener; Virgoan; a "Trekker" (yes - it`s in the Oxford now); tactile; not a morning person and not perfect.

I try to be dynamic; patient; understanding; non-judgmental and fair; eat healthier; keep in shape.

I have great friends; an open mind; a quick wit; an intact inner child; a twisted sense of humour; shattering sense of irony; unique sense of style and loads of rhythm.

My world gets rocked by novel ideas; retail therapy; the internet; piercing; chutzpah; synchronicity; house (of the deep and sexual kind); men in uniform; orgasms; learning; teaching; inner city living; strawberries; sunset.

I believe happiness comes from within; nothing is forever; euthanasia is our right; we`re NOT the only intelligent life; you can`t please everybody; size DOES matter; the big pie in the sky is just an ever-morphing myth and FUNK is not just a four-letter word.

Before I die I would still like to bungee; dive out of a plane; become proficient in sign language; learn to beatmix vinyl; get a sex-toy as a birthday gift and see Robbie Williams naked.

I don`t care much for apologetic people; organised religion; suburbia; social ineptitude; most team sports (although I do play well with the other kids); vanilla; ignorance; anything "acting"

I object to lies; pretense; taxes

About His Ideal Match

I generally get along well with people who like myself, also have their own life, friends and opinions; are good conversationalists; are loyal and self aware, not too serious and accept me as I am - flaws and all.

My friends should share at least some of my interests and understand my views even if they don`t agree with them.

A possible soulmate should....well, have that elusive quality that I don`t really care to explain in this medium. But consider one idea of what I think love might be about : "Divesting yourself so totally of the customary feelings of alienation and distrust, that the subsequent acceptance is intellectually orgasmic". Watch this space.

A sexual partner would do well to have a bigger build than myself and probably older too, though this is not essential. Extreme deviations from normal physical proportions won`t do at all. He should be the dominant partner and mainly a top. An interest in KINK would definately get my attention.

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short; Disappearing
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
I have a goatee
Body Hair:
Average
My dick is:
Cut
Dick Size:
Average
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
More piercings; A tattoo or two
Sex and Sexuality
Out:
Yes
Scene / Non-scene:
Non-scene
Preferred Role:
Bottom
Fetish Role:
Versatile
Fetishes:
B&D; Leather; Anal; Big Dick
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Cautious; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Outspoken; Realistic; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; R&B / Soul
Reading:
I love it
Books:
Fantasy; Fiction; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Game shows; Nature / Wildlife; Sci-Fi; Variety shows
Movie Frequency:
Once or twice a month
Movie Preferences:
Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Computer programming; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Making Music; Painting; Photography; Pottery; Reading; Sculpting; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking; Yoga
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Chess; Dancesport; Extreme sports; Gymnastics; Horse Riding; Inline / Roller skating; Martial arts; Walking; White water rafting
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Chinese; Fine Dining; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Watching TV or a movie
Time Online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take Drugs:
Socially
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
We're average
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s)
Turn-offs:
Sarcasm
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Loft in the city
Religious Attendance:
Doesn't apply
Retirement Plans:
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World
Politics:
Moderate
Honesty:
Extremely